CUNT PASTE zine #3rd Warning

christkum · Number of posts: 379 Registration date: 2006-04-27

Greetings and initiations, nerds of mediocrity

Good, good, good, good, good. Ah! What a marvelous, wonderful, attentive reader you are - and may I add a brave one too. Now those of you who are weak willed or cowards would have gone back to the main forum by now, or regurgitated hur-hur, over the screen in front of you. But why? Really? This is just a promotional flyer. An advert. Which offers no reality, not even a fraction of reality, and just allows us, you and me, to garner a taste of what's to come in the next instalment of CUNT PASTE zine #3 (far beyond anything Terrorizer have ever done!). Tonight we begin with TRIBULATION, SALUTE, KARNARIUM, NOCTURNAL EVIL, PROSANCTUS INFERI, UNHOLY CRUCIFIX, PROFANER, BASTARD PRIEST, SLAUGHTBBATH, BLOODY SIGN and SCYTHIAN. You might also enjoy our selection of reviews covering all angles of festering metal, perverted thoughts and other insidious filth [live review of Gloryfying the grand beast Berlin, babbling about Parabellum and Order From Chaos with guitar tab attempts at Engendro 666 and the de-da-de of Of Death and Dying, approx 150 reviews]. 76 A5 pages, with a £2 entry fee (€2/$3.25). No admittance to patrons under the age of 18 (or that aren't at least under the influence). Contact us for details - DO NOT WRITE CUNT PASTE ON THE ENVELOPE!!!!

CALLUM DOWNES
64 BRIXTON RD, RADFORD
NOTTINGHAM, NOTTS
NG7 3FG
ENGLAND - UK

etsaptnuc[AT]gmail.com

As everyone seems to need some kind of sampler before buying anything these days, sample this ya fukkers:

I'll be getting the copies back from the printers this evening.

You can either buy a magnifying glass and attempt to blow up the text to a readable size (Antononononi???), or just buy the thing. Cash in the post, PayPal, contact me for details + postage costs (if you're from outside Europe, I'd recommend waiting till some of the Distros start stocking it, the postage usually costs more than the zine to send just one copy...).
Nihilstic 'olocowst should be getting some copies as well.

Limited to 8 billion. You aren't special, you're one of the crowd, Christ does not love you, get over it.

Sex Offender demo ready soon (?)

.....after all, what good is a magazine without general copulation?

gabalgabow

WHOLESALE!

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To trade or not to trade, so is the rotting question...

tradeforall · Number of posts: 185 Registration date: 2006-02-18

already out ?

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Q : Tu n’as jamais eu de problème de discrimination par rapport à ton jeu de guitare et le fait que tu sois une femme ?

A: Debout ! The Great Kat est la seule femme guitariste virtuose qui a pris le contrôle de ce monde de loosers et d'idiots dominé par les hommes qui pensent que les femmes ne sont faites que pour baiser ! Réveillez-vous et admirez le jeu de guitare de The Great Kat, bande de mendiants !

christkum · Number of posts: 379 Registration date: 2006-04-27

tradeforall wrote:

already out ?

aaah..... non.
I've had a few phone calls from the printers saying that they're 'working on it', but I'm getting concerned about why it's taking so long.

christkum · Number of posts: 379 Registration date: 2006-04-27

tradeforall wrote:

already out ?

It is now

tradeforall · Number of posts: 185 Registration date: 2006-02-18

will the infamous gab distribute this piece of perversion ?

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Q : Tu n’as jamais eu de problème de discrimination par rapport à ton jeu de guitare et le fait que tu sois une femme ?

A: Debout ! The Great Kat est la seule femme guitariste virtuose qui a pris le contrôle de ce monde de loosers et d'idiots dominé par les hommes qui pensent que les femmes ne sont faites que pour baiser ! Réveillez-vous et admirez le jeu de guitare de The Great Kat, bande de mendiants !

gabalgabow

tradeforall wrote:

will the infamous gab distribute this piece of perversion ?

The payment of infamy was conveyed to lord Herr Callum von Pastoung,
and so gabal von infamy will receive some...

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To trade or not to trade, so is the rotting question...

tradeforall · Number of posts: 185 Registration date: 2006-02-18

ich hab diese malefische buch receiven...apart a poor opinion on finnish ascended demo and a pronounced tendency of the author to kiss male people during live shows i do give my appraisal to this 3rd issue...

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Q : Tu n’as jamais eu de problème de discrimination par rapport à ton jeu de guitare et le fait que tu sois une femme ?

A: Debout ! The Great Kat est la seule femme guitariste virtuose qui a pris le contrôle de ce monde de loosers et d'idiots dominé par les hommes qui pensent que les femmes ne sont faites que pour baiser ! Réveillez-vous et admirez le jeu de guitare de The Great Kat, bande de mendiants !