CRUCIFIXXX SODOMY CHAOS AT FUNHAUS LAST NIGHT

CRUCIFIXXX SODOMY CHAOS AT FUNHAUS LAST NIGHT


So LORD SHATANAS WHOREBANGER AND MYSELF GOT KCIKED OUT OF FUNHAUS IN A NOT SO FRIENDLY MANNER..

the truth is, they should of told LSZ to leave,.,.not throw him on the ground, choke him and try and kill the guy...so this REALLY angered me and next things next we're out on the street...I had to punch LSZ before some 400 pound lad did...plus 9 other bouncers...

so in the end......LSZ and I laughed. scored no chicks and we're probally banned from yet another place....It's ok, we know that this is black metal terror and we're in love.....too bad he isnt a chick, i'd fuck him hahahahahhaha

Cheers to Justin for having LSZ back, cause things could of gotten REALLY messy outside.

My knees tottaly fucked...swollen and I'm limping around like a bitch....Time to drink and listen to DEAD OF WINTER!!!


Cheers y'all and thanx to everyone taht came over for LSZ hellwarming party, goes to show how much we are hated when no one even fucking comes to our house party

WHY IS THIS???

cheers and HAIL SATAN!

Hey Canadian asshole

fuck wish was there lastnight but i'm going next Friday to the Funhaus for the Black Metal Night hope you come out again everytime this event comes always kicked out for picking on the hardcore kids.

:lol!: :sarcastic:
:woo :woo :woo
Kicking the shit out of anyone! that's all about!

Next time burn it to the ground!
:firedevil:

ahhhh fuck em all

worshipsatanzine wrote:

ahhhh fuck em all

Btw,man Did they really kick you hard anyway? :lol!: :sarcastic:

Envy and shit like that are polluting your scene aren't they ?

:execution:

Hate those fuckers cocksuckers
Here there're a bunch of faggots who think they're big time and don't realise they're a big piece of turds
I wish i could fuck their retarded brains FUCK EM!

They wanted to KILL us

But they can't cause we didn't do anything wrong. which is strange.


FUCK THEM ALL!!

Move to Canada man, drink with us

oh man, i wish i was there last night

zambonin wrote:

oh man, i wish i was there last night

Yeah man it was pretty fucked up.

But at least we have THE METAL BAR!

worshipsatanzine wrote:

They wanted to KILL us

But they can't cause we didn't do anything wrong. which is strange.


FUCK THEM ALL!!

Move to Canada man, drink with us

Or you started fighting because they called you Paddy or some joke about potatoes ?!

Pretty fucked up !

If you guys didn't do anything Why would they be pissed off and try to kill ya ? :irke:
Nahhh they're just a bunch of dog wankers

Thanx man! Hope to get enough money to get that fuck out of here
:hailz: We'll clean the scene thru beatings and shit like that!

macabrepest wrote:

Or you started fighting because they called you Paddy or some joke about potatoes ?!

Pretty fucked up !

If you guys didn't do anything Why would they be pissed off and try to kill ya ? :irke:
Nahhh they're just a bunch of dog wankers

Thanx man! Hope to get enough money to get that fuck out of here
:hailz: We'll clean the scene thru beatings and shit like that!

It happened because Funhaus is for jock like minded people, and the back room is for the metalheads on fridays....bad combo....alternative music in the main room, and a couple dozen metal heads in the back room.....we were just drunk having a good time, thats all

Fuck, at least did you kick someone anyway ?

yeah pretty stupid combo people shouldn't be mixed together !

Here It'd be the same if the put Thrashers and pseudo-hip hop niggers who suck the cocks of dogs !

All HELL Break Loose !

:irke:

There was too many of them to kick, and only 3 of us

Less public, more hateful recordings.

Platoon wrote:

Less public, more hateful recordings.

CRUCIFIXXX SODOMY will NEVER record fuck all .

worshipsatanzine wrote:

Platoon wrote:

Less public, more hateful recordings.

CRUCIFIXXX SODOMY will NEVER record fuck all .

Why not?

A recording would leave too much evidence behind and it wouldnt be a proper representive of our on stage antics which cover up our lack of musical ability.

This is like picturing your worst nightmare and throwing some GG Allin worship into the mix, with lots of real blood, human shit corpse paint and of course, chaos.

So a recording would mean fuck all.

worshipsatanzine wrote:

A recording would leave too much evidence behind and it wouldnt be a proper representive of our on stage antics which cover up our lack of musical ability.

This is like picturing your worst nightmare and throwing some GG Allin worship into the mix, with lots of real blood, human shit corpse paint and of course, chaos.

So a recording would mean fuck all.

Ok,

Platoon wrote:

Ok,

and to think that our shit could be mimked...or copy catted...no fuckin way.....also we dont want this to interfear with DEAD OF WINTER at all, as members of this estranged bm band play in CS

worshipsatanzine wrote:

Platoon wrote:

Ok,

and to think that our shit could be mimked...or copy catted...no fuckin way.....also we dont want this to interfear with DEAD OF WINTER at all, as members of this estranged bm band play in CS

Oh I did not know this.

Platoon wrote:

Oh I did not know this.

Yeah, DEAD OF WINTER fucking rule! Defintally one of Canada's finest black metal bands :hailz:

worshipsatanzine wrote:

There was too many of them to kick, and only 3 of us

Next time "The fork in the eye" It always works!

Fuck it ! That's all and run for it!

macabrepest wrote:

Next time "The fork in the eye" It always works!

Fuck it ! That's all and run for it!

If they decided to jump Lord Shatanas WHorebanger outside, they would of met a nice suprise...a beer bottle over the head (hiding one in my jacket with my hand on it ready to use it)

Last night Lord Shatanas Whorebanger and Satan (me) went back to Funhaus.

This same place. :lol!:

The bouncer who attacked Lord appoligized and admitted that he was all fucking drunk as well, so everything is cool.

We ate a quarter oz of shrooms too lol.....and then I wanted to kill haha so luckyly everything is cool and we are not banned from this Venue.

Just under "watch" there