Attention all scumfuck cult-mutants of the most exalted ABSCESS.
In a fit of unholy inspiration I've decided to throw together a zine to pay tribute to the four freaks who are responsible for shitting out those depraved, sick, and entirely unwholsome sewer-anthems that enrich our pathetic lives.
...and I need your help! Yes, it is time for Abscess fans across this dumpster Earth to come together in solidarity and present Chris, Clint, Danny, and Joe with a dripping, oozing, leaking love letter in thanks for all that they've done to separate us from our hard earned cash over the years.
Submissions are NOW being accepted and a deadline will be determined at a later date once contributions begin to mount.
"Nothing is true, everything is permitted." - William S. Burroughs
SEND IN ANYTHING. Absolutely ANYTHING.
I'm looking for reviews, art, short stories, photograph scans, concert reports, anecdotes, interviews, what-ever-the-fuck. If you once wrote "I like Abscess" on a piece of scrap paper, I'll take it! If you want to poop on a piece of paper and finger paint a likeness of Chris Reifert's cock, go for it! I want to jam pack the pages of this bitch with as much filthy fucking garbage as possible. As long as it's inspired by ABSCESS, then it WILL make it in print.
As for the quality of the zine, this is going to be 100% pure lo-fi old school underground filth because I'm not trying to make art or charge anything for it if at all possible. I imagine the end product will just be black and white, photocopied, and bound by twist ties!
Once this shit is done, the first four copies will be shipped straight to Abscess' P.O. Box so let's get to work!
PLEASE SEND ALL QUESTIONS, SUBMISSIONS, ETC TO:
abscessjunkies@gmail.com