ANUS.COM attacked by the Salvation Army

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ANUS.com Refutes Corporate Attempts at Media Domination
Salvation Army Rebuked for Aggression Against Net Critics

November 13, 2006
ANUS News

The Salvation Army, a $3.1 billion dollar "charity" that helps shelter corporations from taxes in exchange for minimal effort spent "helping" the impoverished, today threatened ANUS.com's domain name provider with legal action over a graphics file that satirized the Salvation Army logo. The Salvation Army's law firm, a beltway favorite known for its closeness to large business interests, threatened to remove the ANUS.com domain from the internet by Friday evening if the graphic was not censored.

"This is a classic case of aggressive image control by a parasitic organization," said ANUS writer Thomas Martinez. "The Salvation Army is hoping that its unchallenged violation of law, since American law specifically allows satirical or journalistic depictions of logo and trademarks, will allow it to control any associated image or symbol." Martinez pointed out that financial gain can be achieved with punitive lawsuits and that this case could set a precedent by which smaller web sites could be bullied by those "with the money or tax-deductible status to have an army of attorneys.

The graphic portrayed a similar icon to the familiar Salvation Army shield motif, but labeled it "The Satanic Army," offending the Christian organization which received increased funding under President Bush[1 and is known for firing non-Christians and homosexuals[2]. Although the Salvation Army believes it is strengthening itself, like modern society it is instead showing the world its impotence by attempting to control reality through symbols when reality is far more independent than human pretense allows.

THIUS HAS BEEN IN CIRCULATION SINCE MARYLIN MANSON USED IT,



WHAT A FUCKING SHITLOAD OF SHIT.


EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE PAVED OVER.



FUCK THE SALVATION ARMY, AND FUCK MY NOSTRILS FOR SNORTING DILAUDID..































EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE RAPED IN ORDER FOR IT TO VIEW ITS' POTENTIAL.

Well, Manson is more black metal then half these so called bands these days :lol!:

dude, finish your fucking shower so we can do internet shots.

Anus.com?

I thought this website wasn't active nor updated since 4 years...
Never liked much their reviews, too much 'cerebral' for the only sake of it...

CHASEHELLVOMIT wrote:

dude, finish your fucking shower so we can do internet shots.

haha sorry man, I ran to work....Gotta pay for my alcoholism somehow and for all these cds that are pileing up that no one seems to wanna order these days for some reason

Don't worry Mr, we'll drink in our own puke together soon