Top Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus

Top Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.



9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.



8. Beer has never caused a major war.



7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.



6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.



5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.



4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.



3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.



2. You can prove you have a Beer.



1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

G: Really? Did you ever visit a true METAL gig?


9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

G: Too much beer disables your sexual activity...


8. Beer has never caused a major war.

G: Remember the war between thrashers and glammers in San Francisco 1986?


7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

G: They don't need to force, the beer appeal is natural...


6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

G: No, but you knock on peoples' doors trying to give away your empty bottles! lol


5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

G: Really? Did you try to give a beer without alchool to an hell's angels?


4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

G: Well... Who needs another religion?


3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

G: Are you sure there's actually alcohol in all your beers? And was it all brewed with malt? Or body parts?


2. You can prove you have a Beer.

G: Unless if there's molk in the bottle...


1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

G: Join the milky way army of anti-beer renegades!