CUNT PASTE zine #3rd Warning

Greetings and initiations, nerds of mediocrity

Good, good, good, good, good. Ah! What a marvelous, wonderful, attentive reader you are - and may I add a brave one too. Now those of you who are weak willed or cowards would have gone back to the main forum by now, or regurgitated hur-hur, over the screen in front of you. But why? Really? This is just a promotional flyer. An advert. Which offers no reality, not even a fraction of reality, and just allows us, you and me, to garner a taste of what's to come in the next instalment of CUNT PASTE zine #3 (far beyond anything Terrorizer have ever done!). Tonight we begin with TRIBULATION, SALUTE, KARNARIUM, NOCTURNAL EVIL, PROSANCTUS INFERI, UNHOLY CRUCIFIX, PROFANER, BASTARD PRIEST, SLAUGHTBBATH, BLOODY SIGN and SCYTHIAN. You might also enjoy our selection of reviews covering all angles of festering metal, perverted thoughts and other insidious filth [live review of Gloryfying the grand beast Berlin, babbling about Parabellum and Order From Chaos with guitar tab attempts at Engendro 666 and the de-da-de of Of Death and Dying, approx 150 reviews]. 76 A5 pages, with a £2 entry fee (€2/$3.25). No admittance to patrons under the age of 18 (or that aren't at least under the influence). Contact us for details - DO NOT WRITE CUNT PASTE ON THE ENVELOPE!!!!

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As everyone seems to need some kind of sampler before buying anything these days, sample this ya fukkers:

I'll be getting the copies back from the printers this evening.

You can either buy a magnifying glass and attempt to blow up the text to a readable size (Antononononi???), or just buy the thing. Cash in the post, PayPal, contact me for details + postage costs (if you're from outside Europe, I'd recommend waiting till some of the Distros start stocking it, the postage usually costs more than the zine to send just one copy...).
Nihilstic 'olocowst should be getting some copies as well.

Limited to 8 billion. You aren't special, you're one of the crowd, Christ does not love you, get over it.

Sex Offender demo ready soon (?)

.....after all, what good is a magazine without general copulation?

:fuck: WHOLESALE! :fuck:

already out ?

tradeforall wrote:

already out ?

aaah..... non.
I've had a few phone calls from the printers saying that they're 'working on it', but I'm getting concerned about why it's taking so long.

tradeforall wrote:

already out ?

It is now

will the infamous gab distribute this piece of perversion ?

tradeforall wrote:

will the infamous gab distribute this piece of perversion ?

The payment of infamy was conveyed to lord Herr Callum von Pastoung,
and so gabal von infamy will receive some...

ich hab diese malefische buch receiven...apart a poor opinion on finnish ascended demo and a pronounced tendency of the author to kiss male people during live shows i do give my appraisal to this 3rd issue...

This third pastycunt issue is sold out from me...

Maybe I'll get few more later if Lord Von Callum of the downees agrees to make a trade against rancid transtitutes' underwears

That's Lord von Callum of the Dance Macabre, patron in the arts of flaccid frolicking to you sir.
I'm completely out of money at the moment, but hope to have something coming in for February. I'll see about getting more printed off then.

I only kissed the guys forehead because he headbutted me in the teeth. Lipstick everywhere... I still can't see what's special about Ascended though!

christkum wrote:

I still can't see what's special about Ascended though!

I have kind of the same feeling... I can listen, it's quite well built but I feel nothing particular (Like emotions)... Maybe I'll find it better later, only really listened to the first demo yet

Well, I globally have to say some of the death metal stuffs released the last months more or less enter one hear and escape by the other... Maybe it's me, and I'm not in the right scape to appreciate some if it, or it's just that it's not what I'm looking for...